So our friend Mark Wilson had a song written about him by The Hextalls. Hit the jump to hear the song and read the amazing lyrics.

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Lyrics:

I know a guy who’s half Japanese
He won’t buy your record unless its out on LP
Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson
He’s Alright

I know a guy who doesn’t go to sleep
Because he’s staying up late with Andrew W.K. conspiracy
Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson
He’s alright

And you know, Yeah you know
He hits the northeast every year
And the Ski Jackets play music that nobody wants to hear but that’s ok
Yeah, he’s ok

I know a guy that’s half Japanese
I’ve been rocking his bass head since 2003
Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson
He’s Alright

I know a guy that bikes really fast
But in the Safeway 500 he came in dead last
Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson
He’s Alright

The only bands that he likes
Are the Dear Landlords and the Copyrights
And he wants a tattoo
That says Minkey Erg’s the best fuck you
On his fists
And his tits

Mark Wilson

I know a Guy obsessed with really odd food
I know a guy he’s probably gonna cut you
I know a guy who sabotages bike shops
I know a guy who wouldn’t buy an xbox
I know a guy who heckles when he’s loaded
I know a guy his head almost exploded
Carry Out