merkley???

03.27.2008 | Author: David Lang | Posted in Old Posts

The law of the internet works like this:

Skilled photographer = x
Naked woman = y

x = 10 views on flickr
y (regardless of x) = 500 views on flickr
x + y = merkley???

merkley??? is a flickr favourite and has a book coming out. Go get your NSFW on.

He also wrote a brilliant piece titled I AM NOT A PHOTOGRAPHER.

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Photographers LOVE Polaroid because you can take a picture of absolutely ANYTHING with a Polaroid and it will look like you got your BFA.
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Photographers talk about how little they use photoshop IF AT ALL, and even then it’s only to “adjust some curves” or “make the blacks a little more black.”
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Photographers have all kinds of cameras, most of them are rare and vintage but they love to remind you that their absolute favorite cameras are crappy plastic cameras they found at the thrift store for 25 cents.
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Photographers have websites with big black or red sans serif fonts on white backgrounds. (ed: oh my god)
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9 Responses

  1. matt March 27th, 2008 at 7:03 am

    what is this, Defgrip or something?

  2. Brian March 27th, 2008 at 9:17 am

    David Lang your quoting technique sucks.

  3. Andy Chung March 27th, 2008 at 9:34 am

    You just got called the fuck out.

  4. David Lang March 27th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    I give you naked girls and you complain back?! My god.

  5. Brian March 27th, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    Naked girls on the internet?? You must be some kind of genius to find pictures of naked girls on the internet!

  6. dave emmens March 27th, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    this is like a give d edit or something lots of potential but kind of a let down in the end

  7. David Lang March 27th, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    Are you kidding me? I am king of the internet.

  8. Andy Chung March 27th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    So where can I find these naked girls on the internet you speak of?

  9. Mark March 31st, 2008 at 1:53 am

    What the fuck is the internet?

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